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I never loose an argument. I hate necks Steve Martin If at first you dont succeed find out if the loser gets anything William Lyon Phelps Give me a smart idiot over a. A girls legs are her best friends but the best of friends must part.

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There is a third power stronger than both that of women. By Sigmund Freud. Invisibility is not a natural state for anyone.

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